Chinese Philosophy on money

Chinese philosophy based on life long experiences. 

When without money, eat wild vegetables at home,
When have money, eat same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.   
When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.  
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife. 

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.