Humourous Thoughts on Marriage by Famous People

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Marriage.....
When a man steals your wife,
There is no better revenge
Then to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a Coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
You'll be Happy.
If you get a bad one,
You'll become a Philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things,
And prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

The great question...
which I have not been able to Answer... is,
"What does a woman want?” Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife,
And she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

Marriage is the only war where one
sleeps with the Enemy. Anonymous
 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
 "WIFE WANTED"
 Next day he received a hundred letters.
 They all said the same thing:
 "You can have mine." Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second Guy""You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous

"I've had bad luck with both my wives."
 The first one left me and the second one didn't. Patrick Murray

Here's a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage. James Holt McGavran


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage."
 We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
 A little candlelight, Dinner, soft music and dancing.
 She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. " Henry Youngman