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God may have created man before woman, 

But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Jokes to Cheer You Up !

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

 
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day....
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

 
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

WHO DOES WHAT

 
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HE BREWS"

 The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight..
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.

A Beautiful Quote

A beautiful quote on life and destiny.

God determines who walks into Your Life.....
It's up to You to decide who You let walk away,
Who You let stay and who You refuse to let go !

A Child's View of the World

Children see the world with their own perspective, and sometime give us food for thought.

A rich man went to a village to show his son, "How Poor Can  People Can Be."
On return Father asked: "What did you learn?"

The son replied:

"We have no cattle but they have 4.

We have a swimming pool but they have a lake and its end cant be found.

Our garden has imported lamps but they have a sky full of stars.

Our courtyards ends after few yards but they have the whole world ahead to play."

  

                Thanks Daddy for Showing Me How Poor We Are!

Food for Thought on Forgiveness

A Quote on Forgiveness

We do Hundred Good Things,

Nobody Remembers…!

WE do One Thing Wrong,

Nobody Forgets…..!

It’s only GOD who Gives and FORGIVES! 

It's only HUMAN who Gets and FORGETS!

Feeling of Friendship:

A Dolphin said to Water: “You can’t see my tears because I’m in water”.

Water replied: “I can’t see your tears, but I can feel your tears, because you are in my heart.”

                                        That is the feeling of Friendship

My Childhood: I Miss You Always!!

I wish I could go back to that time again 

When happiness meant a bar of chocolate.

When victory meant finishing your food first.

When safety meant being in your Mom’s arm.

When Dad’s shoulder was the highest place on earth,

And touching the roof in his strong arm meant “High Above the sky.”

When only drug you knew was cough syrup.

When your worst enemies were you siblings,
But whom you loved even more.

The only thing that hurt you, were your skinned knees,

And only thing broken were your toys.

When Good bye’s only meant till tomorrow.

When you loved everybody and everybody loved you.

I wish I could go back,

To my cherished Childhood,

I Miss You Always!